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Five Funny Jokes about Men

 
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Five Funny Jokes about Men
 PostPosted: Tue May 06, 2008 7:25 am Reply with quote  
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  Cathreena

Joined: 19 Dec 2007
Posts: 49

1. Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went there, then it would be Hell.

2. Why do men like smart women?
Opposites attract.

3. How do men characterize a "50/50" relationship?
We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; and we iron-they wrinkle.

4. How do men exercise on the beach?
By sucking their stomachs each time they see a bikini.

5. What did God say after creating man?
Ooh…I can do so much better.
 PostPosted: Mon May 12, 2008 9:03 am Reply with quote  
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  niran_amarnath

Joined: 24 Jan 2008
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Too sexist! Evil or Very Mad
 PostPosted: Mon May 12, 2008 6:51 pm Reply with quote  
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  siteadmin
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Quote:
1. Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?


Are you gate keeper to Heaven? I know you have Body guards from Heaven never know you were also gate keeper Smile

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2. Why do men like smart women?


When did you convert into Man to understand that? I thought you are always a hot woman?

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3. How do men characterize a "50/50" relationship? We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; and we iron-they wrinkle.


So which country this refers to only a 3rd world country?

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4. How do men exercise on the beach?
By sucking their stomachs each time they see a bikini.


OK Wink

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5. What did God say after creating man? Ooh…I can do so much better.


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What did God say after creating woman?


I can't do anything worse than that Laughing
 PostPosted: Tue May 13, 2008 4:30 am Reply with quote  
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  niran_amarnath

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I thought you are always a hot woman?

Hummm, i never knew this . . . Wink
 PostPosted: Tue May 13, 2008 4:42 am Reply with quote  
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  ushakumarik
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Joined: 30 Apr 2008
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I enjoyed reading the funny jokes what Site Admin had said than ur post. Wink Laughing
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