What to do with these errors?

Camilla — Fri, 22 May 2009 09:09:00 +0000

Errors occur while programming is common.Everyone faces errors that may be either hardware or software error.

Here We have given some funny error messages.We don’t have any idea about fixing these errors.If you are a good programmer,Tell us how to fix these errors.

ERROR 1:

While installing an application, what you do if the user agreement is like this?

ERROR 2:

I can’t type with my keyboard.It popup an error message like below.Can anybody guide me on fixing this issue?

ERROR 3:

ERROR 4:

Is anybody get this kind of error? My mouse failed.What to do?

Funny Programmer

Camilla — Tue, 19 May 2009 04:43:00 +0000

A man is smoking a cigarette and walking along on the road with his girlfriend. His girlfriend got irritated with the smoke and asked, “Did you see the warning on the cigarette pack? “. The man asked “No. What they are warning?”. The girlfriend said “Smoking is hazardous to your health!”.

To which the man replies, “I am a programmer. I don’t worry about warnings; I only worry about errors.”

Real programmers often confuse Halloween and Christmas. Do you know why?

Because dec(25) = oct(31).

Still Are you in confusion? Well, Look at this:

DEC	=	OCT	DEC	=	OCT	DEC	=	OCT	DEC	=	OCT
00		00	08		10	16		20	24		30
01		01	09		11	17		21	25		31
02		02	10		12	18		22
03		03	11		13	19		23
04		04	12		14	20		24
05		05	13		15	21		25
06		06	14		16	22		26
07		07	15		17	23		27

The humor behind this is Halloween occurs on October 31 and Christmas occurs on December 25. When equating “oct” in October and octal, and “dec” in December and decimal, we get

DEC (25) = OCT (31)

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What to do with these errors?

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