{"id":68,"date":"2009-05-19T00:43:00","date_gmt":"2009-05-19T04:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.searchenginegenie.com\/programming-blog\/funny-programmer\/"},"modified":"2012-09-21T06:43:41","modified_gmt":"2012-09-21T10:43:41","slug":"funny-programmer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.searchenginegenie.com\/programming-blog\/funny-programmer\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny Programmer"},"content":{"rendered":"

A man is smoking a cigarette and walking along on the road with his girlfriend. His girlfriend got irritated with the smoke and asked, “Did you see the warning on the cigarette pack? “. The man asked “No. What they are warning?”. The girlfriend said “Smoking is hazardous to your health!”.<\/p>\n

To which the man replies, “I am a programmer. I don’t worry about warnings; I only worry about errors.”<\/p>\n

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Real programmers often confuse Halloween and Christmas. Do you know why?<\/p>\n

Because dec(25) = oct(31).<\/p>\n

Still Are you in confusion? Well, Look at this:<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
DEC<\/strong><\/td>\n=<\/strong><\/td>\nOCT<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/td>\nDEC<\/strong><\/td>\n=<\/strong><\/td>\nOCT<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/td>\nDEC<\/strong><\/td>\n=<\/strong><\/td>\nOCT<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/td>\nDEC<\/strong><\/td>\n=<\/strong><\/td>\nOCT<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
00<\/td>\n<\/td>\n00<\/td>\n<\/td>\n08<\/td>\n<\/td>\n10<\/td>\n<\/td>\n16<\/td>\n<\/td>\n20<\/td>\n<\/td>\n24<\/td>\n<\/td>\n30<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
01<\/td>\n<\/td>\n01<\/td>\n<\/td>\n09<\/td>\n<\/td>\n11<\/td>\n<\/td>\n17<\/td>\n<\/td>\n21<\/td>\n<\/td>\n25<\/td>\n<\/td>\n31<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
02<\/td>\n<\/td>\n02<\/td>\n<\/td>\n10<\/td>\n<\/td>\n12<\/td>\n<\/td>\n18<\/td>\n<\/td>\n22<\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
03<\/td>\n<\/td>\n03<\/td>\n<\/td>\n11<\/td>\n<\/td>\n13<\/td>\n<\/td>\n19<\/td>\n<\/td>\n23<\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
04<\/td>\n<\/td>\n04<\/td>\n<\/td>\n12<\/td>\n<\/td>\n14<\/td>\n<\/td>\n20<\/td>\n<\/td>\n24<\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
05<\/td>\n<\/td>\n05<\/td>\n<\/td>\n13<\/td>\n<\/td>\n15<\/td>\n<\/td>\n21<\/td>\n<\/td>\n25<\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
06<\/td>\n<\/td>\n06<\/td>\n<\/td>\n14<\/td>\n<\/td>\n16<\/td>\n<\/td>\n22<\/td>\n<\/td>\n26<\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
07<\/td>\n<\/td>\n07<\/td>\n<\/td>\n15<\/td>\n<\/td>\n17<\/td>\n<\/td>\n23<\/td>\n<\/td>\n27<\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n
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The humor behind this is Halloween occurs on October 31 and Christmas occurs on December 25. When equating “oct” in October and octal, and “dec” in December and decimal, we get<\/p>\n

DEC (25) = OCT (31)<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A man is smoking a cigarette and walking along on the road with his girlfriend. His girlfriend got irritated with the smoke and asked, “Did you see the warning on the cigarette pack? “. The man asked “No. What they are warning?”. The girlfriend said “Smoking is hazardous to your health!”. To which the man […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[25],"class_list":["post-68","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-troubleshoot","tag-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.searchenginegenie.com\/programming-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.searchenginegenie.com\/programming-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.searchenginegenie.com\/programming-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.searchenginegenie.com\/programming-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.searchenginegenie.com\/programming-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=68"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.searchenginegenie.com\/programming-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":425,"href":"https:\/\/www.searchenginegenie.com\/programming-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68\/revisions\/425"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.searchenginegenie.com\/programming-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=68"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.searchenginegenie.com\/programming-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=68"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.searchenginegenie.com\/programming-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=68"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}